Defender of the Faith! rare Cook,

Who mak’st thy Pastry-shop a Book

As formidable, and much more read

Than that which our eighth Henry made,

Whose Church-of-England oven bakes

Protestant Appletarts and Cakes!

Children that feed upon thy Pies

Grow in religion as in size;

While, often as their mouths they ope,

They chew destruction to the Pope.