Don't be Protector, Richard—be Dick-tator.
Richmond says of him:—
There Richard lays;
whereupon Richard replies:—
To order sir, I rise;
Who says "he lays" grammatically lies.
Of Richmond, the Duchess of York observes:—
His hair is cut so short where once it flowed.
Richard. Tis a French crop, like grass—'tis à la mowed.
Richmond, by the way, is supposed to be fresh from France, and talks broken English. The Duchess aforesaid asks him:—