Campbell: “You did? And what did she say?”

Roberts: “She said ‘No!’ very sharply. She seemed to take it in dudgeon; she fired up.”

Campbell: “I should think so. Sounded like an improper advertisement.”

Roberts, in great distress: “Don’t, Willis, for Heaven’s sake!”

Campbell: “Why, you must see it had a very clandestine look. How did you get out of it?”

Roberts: “I didn’t. I got into it further. I told her my wife had made an appointment for me to meet a cook here that she’d engaged—”

Campbell: “You added insult to injury. Go on!”

Roberts: “And that she corresponded somewhat to the description; and—and—”

Campbell: “Well?”

Roberts: “And she told me she was no more a cook than my wife was; and she said she’d teach me to be playing my jokes on ladies; and she grabbed up her things and flew out of the room.”