So while the hand sign’d Circulars,

The head might lisp out ‘What is trumps?’

The R—g—t’s brains could we transfer

To some robust man-milliner,

The shop, the shears, the lace, and ribbon,

Would go, I doubt not, quite as glib on;

And, vice versâ, take the pains

To give the P—ce the shopman’s brains,

The only change from thence would flow,

Ribbons would not be wasted so!