“Permit me, pray, to be your guide
Until you’ve learnt your way about
Our golf course is our greatest pride
Old Colonel Bogey laid it out.
“Some people say Avernus stinks
And Acheron smells like a sewer
But Fernhill golfers like our links
They find the air so fresh and pure.
“Cocytus, Styx and Phlegethon
As hazards serve extremely well,