When they alighted from the train
They met the Lord High Chamberlain
Who scanned each name with anxious care
Lest some who ought not should be there.
“Here’s Stinkemout from Buda Pesth,
And Sneezetoff, and all the rest,
Ezra P. Binks from Idaho,
But here’s a name I do not know
‘Dr. Macgregor from Toronto,’
That’s something that I’ve not got onto!”