Confessor. What sins have you committed?
Penitent. I don't know any, sir.
Con. Are you sure you did nothing wrong? Examine yourself well
Pen. Yes; I do recollect that I did wrong I made faces at school at Lucy A.
Con. Nothing else?
Pen. Yes; I told mother that I hated Lucy A. and that she was an ugly thing.
Con. (Scarcely able to suppress a smile in finding the girl perfectly innocent) Have you had any immodest thoughts?
Pen. What is that, sir?
Con. Have you not been thinking about men?
Pen. Why, yes, sir.