The proclamation of our two fairs, is performed by the high bailiff, in the name of the Lord of the Manor; this was done a century ago, without the least expence. The strength of his liquor, a silver tankard, and the pride of shewing it, perhaps induced him, in process of time, to treat his attendants.
His ale, without a miracle, was, in a few years, converted into wine, and that of various sorts; to which was added, a small collation; and now his friends are complimented with a card, to meet him at the Hotel, where he incurs an expence of twenty pounds.
While the spirit of the people refines by intercourse, industry, and the singular jurisdiction among us, this insignificant pimple, on our head of government, swells into a wen.
Habits approved are soon acquired: a third entertainment has, of late years, sprung up, termed the constables feast, with this difference, it is charged to the public. We may consider it a wart on the political body, which merits the caustic.
Deritend, being a hamlet of Birmingham, sends her inhabitants to the court-leet, where they perform suit and service, and where her constable is chosen by the same jury.
I shall here exhibit a defective list of our principal officers during the last century. If it should be objected, that a petty constable is too insignificant, being the lowest officer of the crown, for admission into history; I answer, by whatever appellation an officer is accepted, he cannot be insignificant who stands at the head of 50,000 people. Perhaps, therefore, the office of constable may be sought for in future, and the officer himself assume a superior consequence.
The dates are the years in which they were chosen, fixed by charter, within thirty days after Michaelmas.
CONSTABLES.
| 1680 | John Simco | John Cottrill | |
| 1681 | John Wallaxall | William Guest | |
| 1682 | George Abel | Samuel White | |
| 1683 | Thomas Russell | Abraham Spooner | |
| 1684 | Roger Macham | William Wheely | |
| 1685 | Thomas Cox | John Green | |
| 1686 | Henry Porter | Samuel Carless | |
| 1687 | Samuel Banner | John Jesson | |
| 1690 | Joseph Robinson | John Birch | |
| 1691 | John Rogers | Richard Leather | |
| 1692 | Thomas Robins | Corbet Bushell | |
| 1693 | Joseph Rann | William Sarjeant | |
| 1694 | Rowland Hall | John Bryerly | |
| 1695 | Richard Scott | George Wells | |
| 1696 | Joseph Haddock | Robert Mansell | |
| 1697 | James Greir | John Foster | |
| 1698 | John Baker | Henry Camden | |
| 1699 | William Kettle | Thomas Gisborn | |
| 1700 | John Wilson | Joseph Allen | |
| 1701 | Nicholas Bakewell | Richard Banner | |
| 1702 | William Collins | Robert Groves | |
| 1703 | Henry Parrot | Benjamin Carless | |
| 1704 | William Brierly | John Hunt | |
| 1705 | Jonathan Seeley | Thomas Holloway | |
| 1706 | Robert Moore | John Savage | |
| 1707 | Isaac Spooner | Samuel Hervey | |
| 1708 | Richard Weston | Thomas Cope | |
| 1709 | Samuel Walford | Thomas Green | |
| 1710 | John Foxall | William Norton | |
| 1711 | Stephen Newton | John Taylor | |
| 1712 | William Russel | John Cotterell | |
| 1713 | John Shaw | Thomas Hallford | |
| 1714 | Randall Bradburn | Joseph May | |
| 1715 | Stephen Newton | Samuel Russell | |
| 1716 | Stephen Newton | Joseph Carless | |
| 1717 | Abraham Foxall | William Spilsbury | |
| 1718 | John Gisborn | Henry Carver | |
| 1719 | Samuel Hays | Joseph Smith | |
| 1720 | John Barnsley | John Humphrys | |
| 1721 | William Bennett | Thomas Wilson | |
| 1722 | John Harrison | Simon Harris |