The indulgent smile wherewith she used to humour my eccentricities had gone, and her face was hard and unpitying.

“I am glad I have such charitable-minded relations,” said I.

“I am a woman of the world,” my aunt retorted, “but I think that when such things are flaunted in the face of society they become immoral.”

I rose. “Do evil by stealth—as much as you like,” said I, “but blush to find it fame.”

With a gesture my aunt assented to the proposition.

“On the other hand,” said I, heatedly, “I have been doing a certain amount of good both by stealth and openly, and I naturally blush with indignation to find it accounted infamous.”

I looked narrowly into my aunt’s eyes and I read in them entire disbelief in my protest. I swear, if I had proved my innocence beyond the shadow of doubt, that woman would have been grievously disappointed.

“Good-bye,” said I.

She shook hands frigidly and turned to ring the bell. A moment later—I really believe she was moved by a kindly impulse—she intercepted me at the door.

“I know you are odd and quixotic, Marcus,” she said in a softer tone. “I hope you will do nothing rash.”