With arbitrary hand it pounces;

Making it one day meanly plain,

Then idly loading it with flounces.

But one of Fashion's worst attacks,

By which mankind she most ill-uses,

Has been in dooming us to sacks,

From Taglionis down to blouses.

I'd rather wear the shaggy coat,

That hangs upon the heedless heifer,

Than what I've seen at door-posts float,