They'd have, alas! to stand on.

The very cap they're doomed to wear,

Has cruel mockery in it;

Type of a luxury so rare

They ne'er can hope to win it.

'Twas mockery on those heads which placed

The emblem of the muffin;

A treat they can't expect to taste—

Those boys all born to nuffin.

Not Tantalus, who strove in vain