"Yes!" Brown exclaimed, "'tis in the season late,

We must be looking for the fall of the leaf."

He'd scarcely said the words, when, with a crash,

Down came the dinner-table flap,

Sending some iced sauterne, with sudden splash,

Into his lady's lap.

Fish, water-bottles, knives and forks, epergnes,

Came rattling down upon her all in turns:

The sudden movement no one could control—

A slice of bread went off into a roll.