What do you generally think—
1. When you ask if any one is at home, and the servant tells you he don't know, but will go and see; asking your name: and then comes back and answers in the negative?
2. When a man at an evening party says he does not waltz, "because his head won't stand it?"
3. When you find a broken dish behind the dresser, and the cook says, "the cat did it?"
4. When a friend presses you to "come and see him very soon—any day—he always dines at five;" but won't state a time?
5. When a married couple are more than usually affectionate, and use endearing terms, in public?
6. When a lady, holding out her glass for some wine at a supper, says, "Oh, really; the least drop in the world, Mr. Smith: stop, stop?"
7. When the clown, a sweep, and a milk-pail, are all on the stage together, in a pantomime?
8. When, at a small country party, the lemonade and negus get gradually weaker towards the end of the evening?
9. When you see a gentleman vandyking between the area railings and the lamp-post, addressing vague words to imaginary peeple?