Virtue will for ever stay."

Or,—

"The best affections of my heart are thine,

If you to my petition will incline."

Or,—

"What is beauty but a bait,

Oft repented when too late?"

Now, in place of these silly ideas, we suggest the following, which will have the merit of inducing thinking, and, by their matter-of-fact truth, do away with a great deal of the false atmosphere with which society is invested:—

When the master and mistress smile through the night,

Oh, do not believe that their bosoms are light;