And Maugham! thy fame doth far outstep

The fame of Cockle—fame of Schweppe.

So when I burn with too much 'toddy,'

Carrara! thou shalt cool my body;

Yes! then I'll seek that Water's aid,

That's from Carrara marble made:

And as I drain it from the chalice,

I'll dream I drink some melted palace;

Or quaff some Venus in solution,

Of fam'd Canova's execution;