Such large intellectual lumps.

"Ideality" big as an egg,

With "Causality"—great—was combined;

He charg'd me ten shillings, and said,

"Sir, your wife is a woman of mind."

She's too clever to care how she looks,

And will horrid blue spectacles wear,

Not because she supposes they give her

A fine intellectual air;

No! she pays no regard to appearance,