"Be plees'd to cutte itte shorte."

Thenne brieflie spoke ye Invalede,

"Ye wretche who to thee comes

Is sufferinge bytterlie from Love,

Lumbagoe, and ye Bummes."

"Butte," said ye greate Philosopher,

"Whatte seekeste thou of mee?

Thou arte a manne withe whom I feare

Itt's nearlie alle U—P."

"Oh no!" exclaim'd ye Invalede,