The Commissioners said, "They were sorry

They'd got nothing nice for him; but

There's the Wellington Statue just up, Sir,

And Westminster Bridge in low cut.

"Nelson's Monument wasn't quite ready"

For old Edax Rerum to swallow;

"But he might have the National Gallery,

With Trafalgar Square Fountains to follow."

But though he lik'd things in bad odour,

The Gallery pleas'd not his whim;