To pay the myrmidon a shilling;

And finds himself, when the evening's gone,

In a front seat sitting all alone.

For, strange is the fact, that all who pay

For taking front seats remain away.

Oh, the fine old Gull, when the fact he reads

Of a tradesman who twenty sovereigns needs,

And thrice the security offers to lodge,

Is instantly caught by the rare old dodge,

And lends the sum on an—I O U,