From the gallery's hands to the heads of the pit;

The cat-call so loud, and the whistle so shrill,

Are blended with shouts such as "Bob, where's your 'Bill!'"

At length the musicians have taken their seats,

The leader a lamp with his fiddle-stick beats;

Such silences ensues that the dropping of pins

Might be heard through the house when the playing begins.

The overture's always a musical salad,

A mixture of Polka, Cachuca, and ballad:

If the season has furnished a popular air,