A Little Difference between Them.
Bagman (with his bill). "I say, waiter, haven't you charged me as a gentleman?"
Waiter. "Oh! no,—as a commercial traveller, sir."
To Describe a Circle Round a Given Point.—Get into a cab, and order the driver to take you to the Bank of England.
How to See Jenny Lind's Portrait.—Visit an affected mother; let the subject of your conversation be the Opera, and she is sure to introduce one of her daughters who is universally acknowledged to be the "exact picture of Jenny Lind."
INCREDIBLE TESTIMONIAL.
THE EARL OF OLDBUFFOUGH'S DAUGHTER'S DOLL