Norton Folgate. "Whichever you like, my little dear."
Douglas Jerrold. "Time works wonders."
Paul Bedford. "I believe you, my b-o-o-o-o-oy."
EDUCATION ON THE "MUTUAL ADVANTAGE"
SYSTEM.
Pedagogue (who gives Food for the Mind for Food for the Body). "I tell you what it is, young Suett. It is not the first time your father has sent me bad mutton, and while he sends me such a bad leg as he has done now for three days running, I'm not going to tell you whether Constantinople is the capital of Otaheite or not."
MAKE A WORSE ONE IF YOU CAN.
Q. When is a landlord an insect tamer?
A. When he has ten-ants at will.
PRETTY LITTLE PUZZLES TO PUZZLE PRETTY
LITTLE PUZZLERS.
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