Omnibusses pass every two minutes.

Five pounds will make it a "little Elysium."

He has refused double the rent, only he wants a respectable tenant.


"Not a Seat amongst Them."—There is an old country lady so modest that she cannot pronounce the word "cherub;" but she always says, "the dear little angels who have accepted the Chiltern hundreds."

AN AIRY LODGING.

Country Cousin.—"Well, Tom, my boy, where be'est thee a-lodging noo?"

Surveyor (pointing up to the top of St. Paul's).—"Why, I hang out there at present. Whenever you are passing my way, I shall be delighted to see you, if you will give me a drop in."

THE SONG OF THE KNOCKER.
(A COMPANION TO SCHILLER'S BELL.)