Looking in faces while working braces;

Never once heeding what they are reading,

But soiling one's hose by pressing one's toes;

Or else so zealous, and nice and jealous of all the fellows—

Darting fierce glances if ever one dances with a son of France's;

Or finding great faults, and threatening assaults whenever you "valtz;"

Or fuming and fussing enough for a dozen if you romp with your cousin;

Continually stopping, when out a-shopping, and bank-notes dropping,

Not seeking to win money, calling it "tin" money, and promising pin-money;

Liking picnics at Twickenham, off lovely cold chicken, ham, and champagne to quicken 'em;