It's because my ingenuity has all been thrown away.

'Twas taking my drives in the Park I first conceived it,

O, I thought the guard on duty in his hat looked a Guy;

(Spoken.)—Such a hat—like an old muff sewn up at one end of it!

And I never slept a wink, but in my mind I weaved it,

And thought my taste and fancy upon a hat I'd try.

(Spoken.)—Here's your fine infantry beavers, as light as gossamers,

and as waterproof as the washable!

All round my hat, &c.

Oh, my hat it was tall, and my hat it was round too,