For what cared he for whisky, port, or sherries,

Who ate his hunk of bacon 'neath a hedge,

From which he plucked a poor dessert of berries?

Because

Red hips and haws

Are not like filberts, and their attendant salt,

Those strong provocatives to make men "malt."

The only cause that I could e'er discover,

Why on the anniversary of St. Pat.

Your true Milesian will get half-seas-over