And Mrs. Breadbasket it was, sure enough—Mrs. Breadbasket in deep mourning, who made her way, bowing and looking very sad, into the back shop. My wife, who respected Mrs. B. more than anything else in the world, set her a chair, offered her a glass of wine, and vowed it was very kind of her to come. “La, mem,” says Mrs. B., “I'm sure I'd do anything to serve your family, for the sake of that poor dear Tuck-Tuck-tug-guggeridge, that's gone.”
“That's what?” cries my wife.
“What, gone?” cried Jemimarann, bursting out crying (as little girls will about anything or nothing); and Orlando looking very rueful, and ready to cry too.
“Yes, gaw—” Just as she was at this very “gaw” Tug roars out, “La, Pa! here's Mr. Bar, uncle Tug's coachman!”
It was Mr. Bar. When she saw him, Mrs. Breadbasket stepped suddenly back into the parlor with my ladies. “What is it, Mr. Bar?” says I; and as quick as thought, I had the towel under his chin, Mr. Bar in the chair, and the whole of his face in a beautiful foam of lather. Mr. Bar made some resistance.—“Don't think of it, Mr. Cox,” says he; “don't trouble yourself, sir.” But I lathered away and never minded. “And what's this melancholy event, sir,” says I, “that has spread desolation in your family's bosoms? I can feel for your loss, sir—I can feel for your loss.”
I said so out of politeness, because I served the family, not because Tuggeridge was my uncle—no, as such I disown him.
Mr. Bar was just about to speak. “Yes, sir,” says he, “my master's gaw—” when at the “gaw” in walks Mr. Hock, the own man!—the finest gentleman I ever saw.
“What, YOU here, Mr. Bar!” says he.
“Yes, I am, sir; and haven't I a right, sir?”
“A mighty wet day, sir,” says I to Mr. Hock—stepping up and making my bow. “A sad circumstance too, sir! And is it a turn of the tongs that you want to-day, sir? Ho, there, Mr. Crump!”