THE NEWCOMES

MEMOIRS OF A MOST RESPECTABLE FAMILY

Edited by Arthur Pendennis, Esq.

By William Makepeace Thackeray


Contents

[THE NEWCOMES]
[CHAPTER I.] The Overture—After which the Curtain rises upon a Drinking Chorus
[CHAPTER II.] Colonel Newcome’s Wild Oats
[CHAPTER III.] Colonel Newcome’s Letter-box
[CHAPTER IV.] In which the Author and the Hero resume their Acquaintance
[CHAPTER V.] Clive’s Uncles
[CHAPTER VI.] Newcome Brothers
[CHAPTER VII.] In which Mr. Clive’s School-days are over
[CHAPTER VIII.] Mrs. Newcome at Home (a Small Early Party)
[CHAPTER IX.] Miss Honeyman’s
[CHAPTER X.] Ethel and her Relations
[CHAPTER XI.] At Mrs. Ridley’s
[CHAPTER XII.] In which everybody is asked to Dinner
[CHAPTER XIII.] In which Thomas Newcome sings his Last Song
[CHAPTER XIV.] Park Lane
[CHAPTER XV.] The Old Ladies
[CHAPTER XVI.] In which Mr. Sherrick lets his House in Fitzroy Square
[CHAPTER XVII.] A School of Art
[CHAPTER XVIII.] New Companions
[CHAPTER XIX.] The Colonel at Home
[CHAPTER XX.] Contains more Particulars of the Colonel and his Brethren
[CHAPTER XXI.] Is Sentimental, but Short
[CHAPTER XXII.] Describes a Visit to Paris; with Accidents and Incidents in London
[CHAPTER XXIII.] In which we hear a Soprano and a Contralto
[CHAPTER XXIV.] In which the Newcome Brothers once more meet together in Unity
[CHAPTER XXV.] Is passed in a Public-house
[CHAPTER XXVI.] In which Colonel Newcome’s Horses are sold
[CHAPTER XXVII.] Youth and Sunshine
[CHAPTER XXVIII.] In which Clive begins to see the World
[CHAPTER XXIX.] In which Barnes comes a-wooing
[CHAPTER XXX.] A Retreat
[CHAPTER XXXI.] Madame la Duchesse
[CHAPTER XXXII.] Barnes’s Courtship
[CHAPTER XXXIII.] Lady Kew at the Congress
[CHAPTER XXXIV.] The End of the Congress of Baden
[CHAPTER XXXV.] Across the Alps
[CHAPTER XXXVI.] In which M. de Florac is promoted
[CHAPTER XXXVII.] Returns to Lord Kew
[CHAPTER XXXVIII.] In which Lady Kew leaves his Lordship quite convalescent
[CHAPTER XXXIX.] Amongst the Painters
[CHAPTER XL.] Returns from Rome to Pall Mall
[CHAPTER XLI.] An Old Story
[CHAPTER XLII.] Injured Innocence
[CHAPTER XLIII.] Returns to some Old Friends
[CHAPTER XLIV.] In which Mr. Charles Honeyman appears in an Amiable Light
[CHAPTER XLV.] A Stag of Ten
[CHAPTER XLVI.] The Hotel de Florac
[CHAPTER XLVII.] Contains two or three Acts of a Little Comedy
[CHAPTER XLVIII.] In which Benedick is a Married Man
[CHAPTER XLIX.] Contains at least six more Courses and two Desserts
[CHAPTER L.] Clive in New Quarters
[CHAPTER LI.] An Old Friend
[CHAPTER LII.] Family Secrets
[CHAPTER LIII.] In which Kinsmen fall out
[CHAPTER LIV.] Has a Tragical Ending
[CHAPTER LV.] Barnes’s Skeleton Closet
[CHAPTER LVI.] Rosa quo locorum sera moratur
[CHAPTER LVII.] Rosebury and Newcome
[CHAPTER LVIII.] “One more Unfortunate”
[CHAPTER LIX.] In which Achilles loses Briseis
[CHAPTER LX.] In which we write to the Colonel
[CHAPTER LXI.] In which we are introduced to a New Newcome
[CHAPTER LXII.] Mr. and Mrs. Clive Newcome
[CHAPTER LXIII.] Mrs. Clive at Home
[CHAPTER LXIV.] Absit Omen
[CHAPTER LXV.] In which Mrs. Clive comes into her Fortune
[CHAPTER LXVI.] In which the Colonel and the Newcome Athenæum are both lectured
[CHAPTER LXVII.] Newcome and Liberty
[CHAPTER LXVIII.] A Letter and a Reconciliation
[CHAPTER LXIX.] The Election
[CHAPTER LXX.] Chiltern Hundreds
[CHAPTER LXXI.] In which Mrs. Clive Newcome’s Carriage is ordered
[CHAPTER LXXII.] Belisarius
[CHAPTER LXXIII.] In which Belisarius returns from Exile
[CHAPTER LXXIV.] In which Clive begins the World
[CHAPTER LXXV.] Founder’s Day at the Grey Friars
[CHAPTER LXXVI.] Christmas at Rosebury
[CHAPTER LXXVII.] The Shortest and Happiest in the Whole History
[CHAPTER LXXVIII.] In which the Author goes on a Pleasant Errand
[CHAPTER LXXIX.] In which Old Friends come together
[CHAPTER LXXX.] In which the Colonel says “Adsum” when his Name is called

THE NEWCOMES

CHAPTER I.
The Overture—After which the Curtain rises upon a Drinking Chorus