Wat’s your fitin’ weight?
Air you troubled with biles?
How does your meresham culler?
State whether you air blind, deaf, idiotic, or got the heaves?
Do you know any Opry singers, and if so how much do they owe you?
What’s the average of virtoo in the Ery canawl?
If four barrels of emtin’s pored onto a barn floor will kiver it, how many plase can Dion Boucicault write in a year?
Is beans a reg’lar article of diet in your family?
How many chickens hav’ you, on foot and in the shell?
Air you aware that Injiany whisky is used in New York shootin’ galrys insted of pistols, and that it shoots furthest?