He fills mine pipe mit Limburg cheese—

Dot vas der roughest chouse;

I’d take dot vrom no oder poy

But leedle Yawcob Strauss.

“He dakes der milk ban for a dhrum,

Und cuts mine cane in dwo,

To make der shtick to beat it mit—

Mine cracious, dot vas drue!

I dinks mine head vas schplit about

He kicks up such a touse?