He fills mine pipe mit Limburg cheese—
Dot vas der roughest chouse;
I’d take dot vrom no oder poy
But leedle Yawcob Strauss.
“He dakes der milk ban for a dhrum,
Und cuts mine cane in dwo,
To make der shtick to beat it mit—
Mine cracious, dot vas drue!
I dinks mine head vas schplit about
He kicks up such a touse?