XXIII. Crates, a Theban, famous for his self-denial and virtue, descended from the house of Alexander, of great estate, at least two hundred talents, which having mostly distributed amongst the poor citizens, he became a constant professor of the Cynic philosophy. He exceedingly inveighed against common women. Seeing at Delphos a golden image, that Phryne, the courtezan, had set up by the gains of her trade, he cried out, "This is a trophy of the Greeks' intemperance." Seeing a young man highly fed and fat: "Unhappy youth," said he, "do not fortify thy prison." To another, followed by a great many parasites; "Young man," saith he, "I am sorry to see thee so much alone." Walking one day upon the Exchange, where he beheld people mighty busy after their divers callings; "These people," saith he, "think themselves happy; but I am happy that have nothing to do with them; for I place my happiness in poverty, not in riches. Oh! men do not know how much a wallet, a measure of lupins, with security, is worth." Of his wife, Hipparchia, a woman of wealth and extraction, but nobler for her love to true philosophy, and how they came together, there will be occasion to make mention in its place.
XXIV. Aristotle, a scholar to Plato,[42] and the oracle of philosophy to these very times, though not so divinely contemplative as his master, nevertheless follows him in this, "That luxury should by good discipline be exiled human societies."[43] Aristotle seeing a youth finely dressed, said, "Art thou not ashamed, when nature hath made thee a man, to make thyself a woman?"[44] And to another, gazing on his fine cloak; "Why dost thou boast thyself of a sheep's fleece?" He said it was the duty of a good man to live so under laws as he should do if there were none.
XXV. Mandanis, a great and famous philosopher of the Gymnosophists, whom Alexander the Great required to come to the feast of Jupiter's son, (meaning himself,) declaring, that if he came he should be rewarded, if not, he should be put to death; the philosopher contemned his message as vain and sordid: he first told them, that he denied him to be Jupiter's son; a mere fiction. Next, that as for his gifts, he esteemed them nothing worth; his own country could furnish him with necessaries; beyond which he coveted nothing. And lastly, as for the death he threatened, he did not fear it; but of the two, he wished it rather, "In that," saith he, "I am sure it is a change to a more blessed and happy state."
XXVI. Zeno, the great Stoic,[45] and author of that philosophy, had many things admirable in him; who not only said, but practised. He was a man of that integrity, and so reverenced for it by the Athenians, that they deposited the keys of the city in his hands, as the only person fit to be entrusted with their liberties; yet by birth a stranger, being of Citium in Cyprus. Antigonus, king of Macedonia, had a great respect for him, and desired his company, as the following letter expresseth:
"King Antigonus to Zeno the philosopher, health: I think that I exceed thee in fortune and glory; but in learning and discipline, and that perfect felicity which thou hast attained, I am exceeded by thee; wherefore I thought it expedient to write to thee, that thou wilt come to me, assuring myself thou wilt not deny it. Use all means therefore to come to us, and know, thou art not to instruct me only, but all the Macedonians; for he who teacheth the king of Macedonia, and guideth him to virtue, it is evident that he doth likewise instruct all his subjects in virtue; for such as is the prince, such for the most part are those who live under his government."
Zeno answered thus: "To king Antigonus, Zeno wisheth health: I much esteem thy earnest desire of learning, in that thou aimest at philosophy; not popular, which perverteth manners, but that true discipline which conferreth profit; avoiding that generally commended pleasure, which effeminates the souls of men. It is manifest that thou art inclined to generous things, not only by nature but by choice; with indifferent exercise and assistance, thou mayest easily attain to virtue. But I am very infirm of body, being fourscore years of age, and so not well able to come; yet I will send thee some of my chief disciples, who in those things concerning the soul, are nothing inferior to me; and whose instructions, if thou wilt follow them, will conduct thee to perfect blessedness."
Thus Zeno refused Antigonus, but sent Persæus, his countryman, and Philonides, a Theban. He would say, that nothing was more unseemly than pride, especially in youth, which was a time of learning. He therefore recommended to young men modesty in three things; in their walking, in their behaviour, and in their apparel: often repeating those verses of Euripides, in honour of Capaneus:
"He was not puff'd up with his store, Nor thought himself above the poor."
Seeing a man very finely dressed, stepping lightly over a kennel: "That man," saith he, "doth not care for the dirt, because he could not see his face in it." He also taught, that people should not affect delicacy of diet, no, not in their sickness. To one that smelt with unguents; "Who is it," saith he, "that smells so effeminately?" Seeing a friend of his taken too much up with the business of his land; "Unless thou lose thy land," saith he, "thy land will lose thee." Being demanded, whether a man that doth wrong may conceal it from God: "No," saith he, "nor yet he who thinks it;" which testifies to the omnipresence of God. Being asked, who was his best friend, he answered: "My other self;" intimating the divine part that was in him. He would say, the end of man was not to live, eat, and drink; but to use his life so as to obtain a happy life hereafter. He was so humble that he conversed with mean and ragged persons: whence Timon thus:
"And for companions, gets of servants store, Of all men the most empty and most poor."