I’ll ease him of his complaint, and make her civil,

Or else will send her headlong to the devil.

Ribs, legs, or arms, when any’s broke, I’m sure

I presently of them will make a cure;

Nay, more than this by far, I will maintain,

If you should break your neck, I’ll cur’t again.

So here’s a doctor rare, who travels much at home,

Here take my pills, I cure all ills, past, present, and to come:

I in my time many thousands have directed,

And likewise have as many more dissected.