Alex. Yes, I love my learning as I do my life,

I love a learned scholar, but not a learned wife,

Stand off, had I as many hussians, shusians, chairs, and stools,

As you have had sweethearts, boys, girls, and fools;

I love a woman, and a woman loves me,

And when I want a fool I’ll send for thee.

K. of Egypt. Sir, to express thy beauty, I am not able,

For thy face shines like a very kitchen table;

Thy teeth are no whiter than the charcoal,

And thy breath stinks like the.......!