To put the finger in [the eye] and weep,

Whilst man and master [laughs] my woes to scorn.

205 Come, sir, to dinner. Dromio, keep the gate.

Husband, I’ll dine above with you to-day,

And shrive you of a thousand idle pranks.

Sirrah, if any ask you for your master,

Say he dines forth, and let no creature enter.

210 Come, sister. Dromio, play the porter well.

[Ant. S.] Am I in earth, in heaven, or in hell?

Sleeping or waking? mad or well-advised?