MALVOLIO.
Fool!

CLOWN.
My lady is unkind, perdy.

MALVOLIO.
Fool!

CLOWN.
Alas, why is she so?

MALVOLIO.
Fool, I say!

CLOWN.
She loves another
Who calls, ha?

MALVOLIO.
Good fool, as ever thou wilt deserve well at my hand, help me to a candle, and pen, ink, and paper. As I am a gentleman, I will live to be thankful to thee for’t.

CLOWN.
Master Malvolio?

MALVOLIO.
Ay, good fool.

CLOWN.
Alas, sir, how fell you besides your five wits?