Mal. Good fool, as ever thou wilt deserve well at my

hand, help me to a candle, and pen, ink and paper: as I

am a gentleman, I will live to be thankful to thee for't.

Clo. Master Malvolio?

Mal. Ay, good fool.

Clo. Alas, sir, how fell you [besides] your five wits?

Mal. Fool, there was never man so notoriously abused:

I am as well in my wits, fool, as thou art.

Clo. But as well? then [you are] mad indeed, if you be

no better in your wits than a fool.