310 Launce. That’s as much as to say, bastard virtues; that, indeed, know not their fathers, and therefore have no names.

Speed. ‘Here [follow] her vices.’

Launce. Close at the heels of her virtues.

315 Speed. ‘Item: She is not to be [kissed] fasting, in respect of her breath.’

Launce. Well, that fault may be mended with a breakfast. Read on.

Speed. ‘Item: She hath a sweet mouth.’

320 Launce. That makes amends for her sour breath.

Speed. ‘Item: She doth talk in her sleep.’

Launce. It’s no matter for that, so she [sleep] not in her talk.

Speed. ‘Item: She is slow in words.’