He heliographed to the jury, a glitter of eyeful glee,

And as he surveyed the respondent, most rep-re-hen-siv-lee,

He mounted his golden pinc-nez, and on this wise spake he.

"Me Lud, and O gents of the Jury, it's a most remarkable case!

And I don't hesitate for a moment, my cause in your hands to place,

For O," said the counsellor, purring, with subtle seductive leer,

"I never beheld such a jury, in the length of my long career!

I assure you it makes it easy for an advocate like to me,

To open the most remarkable case ver. Tommins, L.R.C.P."

Then marking his condemnation, with voice like a double bass D.