The Lady Monica Pendigrew, as Tommins, L.R.C.P.

O Doctor Tommins forgive! the cost and the foul disgrace,

Of debt, for the illsome guilt, of the most remarkable case,

O Doctor Tommins have grace!" he rose with a greedy stare,

And gripped with his reedy fists, the mat of his weedy hair!

Then moaning a hungry sigh, for life, with a choking breath,

He fell with accusing cry, "O Tommins you've brought me death!

But I won't have a pauper's coffin! so give me a decent show—

Whew!—eh—what's this? O thunder thun—un—der and lightning———Oh!

Ah!—mercy me Lud! O mercy! thun—un—der an' light—ning———Oh!!