And so tinks I, I'll mesmer zem all, I vont brings any,

I wraps 'em up mit labels, vots tied upon zem zare,

Ven I comes home, to vake 'em, and sorts 'em up mit care.

I vos in my purse, only ze cash enough to stand,

For vot you calls, von single man, avay in Svitzerland.

And so I mesmerised my vife, my daughters, von by von,

And now I'll vake 'em all, and zen, by shings, you zee me run!"

He party pumped his arms, he made a maze of passes,

With flashing eyes of flame, that lit his pinc nez glasses.

He clawed with his phalanges as he were going to seize