"An' thou do not discharge the knave, 'twill cause some future fuss,

The cock-a-dandy bantam, pillory graduate, and scoff

On manhood, give him notice!" but no, she begged me off.


It was not long thereafter, an early postman bore

A warrant for the Colonel, to start for Singapore,

He sailed, and in the August, 'twas just ten months away

He stayed, and he was due in town, upon the first of May,

Twas on that ninth of August at twelve o'clock at night,

'Thro Bouncer Hall I wandered, to see that all was right;