To be reduced, into the ranks,

For sake of you, my love;

I ran away in battle, I several times got drunk,

Was challenged to a duel, and purposely took funk.

They whittled my commission, into a major's rank,

And still I acted badly, and several times I drank,

I managed to get nibbled, down to a sergeant then

I stole a pint of whiskey, was put amongst the men.

"I've been all over Europe,