He advertised, an' posted it, got editorial puffs on it,

Explainin' that 'twould be the best, that ever yet was made.

He had it pasted up on walls, dhrawn out in yalla, red, an' green,

A lion tamer too

Was dhrew,

In puce, an' royal blue,

A hairy bowld gorilla new,

He got from Mossoo Doo Shalloo,

An elephant with thrunk, hooroo!