And all I got for wages, was a compliment behind!

And thus I was a failure, my later life was worse,

When twenty years were over, at last I found a purse.

It made me sad, and homesick, and tired of foreign life,

"I'll start," says I, "for Europe, and try and find my wife."

I sought her when I landed, but everything was changed,

And high and low I wandered, and far and near I ranged;

I put her full description in several ads.—at last

My flag of hope that fluttered, came half-way down the mast.

I went, and I enlisted all in the bluecoat ranks;