The act I had my eye on, was a woman with some lead,

I watched her squeeze a sixpence, in wad of toughened bread.

A chance of some distinction was here, I could not shirk,

I peeled my worsted mittens, and bravely went to work.

I double somersaulted the window—'twas a do

I picked up in Australia, from a foreign kangaroo.

I lighted on the table, not quite upon my feet,

But, ah! her guilty terror was evidence complete.

"Wot's this," said I, impounding the lead, and bread, and tin;