A lucky one he gave me, he stayed away too long.

I wanted for to change it, and thought it wasn't wrong

To take its little photograph, for the sake of bein' his wife."

Said the Judge, "It doesn't matter, I've sentenced you for life!"

I saw her disappearing, from my eye behind the dock,

O, ham an fowl! it's awful, to think upon the shock.

I staggered with my baton to the sergeant, and I swore,

He had made me run too many, I'd seek a foreign shore.