Put me into Parliament, and then,

You'll find it a fact, we'll pass every act,

For your chums, and your kids, working men,

The hours you will work, will be eight, working men,

On Saturday, not quarter so late,

And another holiday, in the middle of the week,

We'll give you, by the laws of the state,

With a capon, or a duck, on your plate,

O put me into Parliament, and wait!

You'll be having the land parcelled out into bits,