O put me into Parliament, and wait!"

And thus with emotional foliated flights,

He spoke like the clashing of swords,

As a titled Premier of the Commons would shout,

"Down down with the House of Lords!"

He finished his speech in a thunder of cheers,

The welkin was knocked into splits,

And he smuggled off home, by the rear, or his trap,

They'd have looted for souvenir bits!