Of a foraging blue bottle fly,

But no! 'twas the sound of the whizz of a drill!

'Twas then that he opened his eye.

He jumped up in bed, and he cried with an oath,

"What's that, that you're doing, you scamp?"

To a burglar brave, who was sampling his room,

With a bag, jemmy, brace, and a lamp.

Then the burglar grinned in an amicable way,

For a diplomatic cracker was he,

And he wouldn't take offence at the oath of a man,