He hasn't a waistband, I could grip,

Nor anythink I could kick,

I'd like to fetch him a trip, but ah!

To think of it, makes me sick

He hasn't a face, to black his eye,

Or even a hat to block,

But all the same, in the corner there,

He gives the fares a shock!

He dosses himself in the favourite seat,

And while he's nestlin' there,